A man absolutely
hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of it. He drove the animal 20
blocks from his home and left it in the park. As he was getting home, the cat
was walking up the driveway.
The next day he
decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his drive way, there was the cat! The man kept taking the cat
further and further away and the cat would always beat him home. At last he
turns right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right
until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the
cat there.
Hours later the
man called home to his wife, “Jen, is the cat there?”
“Yes,” the wife
answered, “Put him on the phone, I’m lost and need directions.”